“It’s not a stoop sale if it doesn’t feature a full-size robot suit.” (Park Slope, Brooklyn.)
Batteries not included. (Park Slope, Brooklyn.)
Whether charging people $3 to touch the snakes or seeing girls flock to ‘em, these kids pretty much ran the 5th Avenue street fair. (Park Slope, Brooklyn.)
A $600 Room
Overheard: “I don’t think people understand what South Slope is. I have people phoning up about the ad and asking, ‘So, it’s south Park Slope… Is it near Union Street then?’ Or saying, ‘Is it like on President Street and near the Park?’ No, it’s on 18th Street. It’s a $600 room. Where do you think it’s going to be?”
The 9th Street press baron (Park Slope, Brooklyn).
A $600 Room


