EP: I don’t really get much of a smell off this one. [Sips Kelso Nut Brown Lager] It’s nice. Shit, it reminds me of like a cracker, like drinking a cracker. Doesn’t it taste like a food almost?
Matter ov Fact: [Tastes beer] Hold on, I almost got it.
EP: My second taste wasn’t as intense — the first was like a shock to the system.
Matter ov Fact: It has like a musky taste. That shit tastes like an attic, you know what I’m saying? That shit reminds me of like, I don’t got grandmas like that, but I can only image that if you breathe in the air of a grandma’s attic, the air has like that musky feel to it — but not in a bad way.
EP: No shots, and this is not going to sound complimentary, but because I feel like it has this crackery taste, I feel like this beer is a palette cleanser. I’d sip this and then try something else. I’m not really left with anything — this is powerful. There’s nothing wrong with it.
(More hop-head shenanigans over here.)